Vicoteka #296

Striptizeta nastopa pred vojaki v večji vojašnici.
V svoji točki odlaga striptizeta tančico za tančico.
Divje ploskanje, ki ga je bila deležna na začetku nastopa, čedalje bolj ponehuje in nazadnje, ko je striptizeta popolnoma gola, čisto preneha.
Striptizeta je presenečena, v zadregi konča nastop in se umakne iz odra.
Vendar ji vedenje moškega občinstva ne gre v glavo, zato se po predstavi obrne na skupino gledalcev:
"Kaj je bilo fantje? Ali vam nisem bila všeč?"
"Seveda ste nam bili všeč, pa še kako!" pojasni eden od njih, "toda z eno roko se ne da ploskati..."




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Klic poslušalca v oddajo Radio Ga-Ga

Klic poslušalca Radia Slovenija v oddajo Radio Ga-Ga o protestih oz. trenutnem stanju v državi.
Video iz studia:
(Vrhunsko povedano. Še Sašu Hribarju se je vidl, da ga ful podpira )











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Vicoteka #296

Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer



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Kaj dela Chuck Norris na Brezjah? Mariji se prikazuje!!!



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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would think about you more often.



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Golenica je naprava za iskanje pohištva v temi.



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Boy: “I named my dog after you”
Girl: “Aww,.. because it’s cute?”
Boy: “No, because it’s a bitch.”




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Ruski lovski pes

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Vicoteka #295

I Named my dog 'Stay', When I call him I say "Come here, Stay", He's insane now.



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You don't see many ninjas these days. Which only means they're getting better.



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Drunk test: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?



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"You're ABCDEFGHIJK."
"What's that?"
"Attractive Brilliant Cute Darling Elegant Funny Gorgeous & Hot."
"What's IJK?"
"I'm Just Kidding.."



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Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.




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