Vicoteka #272

I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it.



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Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.



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Crush:
"Hey   :-)"
Me:
*Retard Mode, activated*



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Guns don't kill people. Dads with good lookin' daughters do.



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How to trick a blonde: (Click here for more)



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I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.



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Wow this actually works!
1) Hold your breath for 5 minutes.
2) Pass out...




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2Cellos vs. Steve Vai: Highway to Hell

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Smešne slike #252

Ako vam treba para....
prokuhajte vodu


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Vicoteka #271

Unuk:
"Bako,ja pušim."
Baba:
"Neka pušiš."
Unuk:
"Ja pijem."
Baka:
"Neka."
Unuk:
"Ja se drogiram."
Baka:
"Neka."
Unuk:
"Bako,ništa nisam jeo.
Baka: "ŠTA!?!? NIŠTA NISI JEO!?!?"



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Boys insult each other, but they really don't mean it. Girls complement each other, but they don't mean it either.



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"You took my daughters virginity!"
"I’m sorry, sir. It won’t happen again."




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Michel Teló vs. PSY - Ai Se Gangnam Pego

Najbolj naješen komad lanskega poletja in najbolj naješen komad letošnjega - združena v enem komadu.





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