Luis C.K. - Driving

Ko sedemo za volan, bi morali biti strpni, preudarni, odgovorni,...
A ravno za volanom smo sposobni izreči stvari, ki jih ne bi izgovorili nikjer izven našega jeklenega konjička.





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George Carlin: "We Like War!"

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Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding

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Rowan Atkinson & Kate Bush - Do Bears...

Rowan Atkinson:
For years I thought
I'd have to live alone
I never got a letter
Had to disconnect the phone
The only girls I ever saw
Were on TV
But now I've got a Venus
Who's sitting next to me

Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I give my life
To you if I could?
Do birds fly?
Do fish swim?
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
In the woods?

Rowan:
I met her in the first class lounge
Of a jumbo jet
It was love at first sight
Romeo and Juliet

Kate:
He looked pretty rich
And I was down on m' luck
So I charged him a fortune
For a flying f...

Rowan:
...for crying out loud!

Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I sacrifice my life
To you if I could?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Is Luxembourg small?
And do those hairy bears shhh...
In the woods?

Rowan:
I introduced her round my friends
She was ace
I was no longer on Earth
But in better place

Kate:
He's an utter creep and he
Drives me round the bend
And so to alleviate the boredom
I sleep with his friends

Rowan:
Ho ha ho

Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?

Kate:
Would I tear out both my eyes
And fry them if I could?

Both:
Is the Bible fiction?
Is True Love a contradiction?
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
In the woods?

Do I desire you?
Do I adore you?

Rowan:
Would I cut off all my toenails
And put them in an envelope with my feet?

Both:
Is Reagan Godhead?
Is Chairman Mao dead?
And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?

Both:
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah?

Rowan:
On Main Street

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Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen (with Rowan Atkinson)

Besedilo skeča.

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Rowan Atkinson - Oda radosti

Rowan Atkinson (kot Robert Bennington) odpoje evropsko himno v nemškem jeziku.



Če niste vedeli, besedilo evropske himne gre takole:

Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, Dein Heiligtum.

Deine Zauber binden wieder,
Was die Mode streng geteilt,
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo Dein sanfter Flügel weilt.

al laa lalala alalalaa
lala la alalalum
bulbum bloom boom powm pow
be Berlin Hamburg Schumacher
alla da dum Baden Baden
Lederhosen schnell schnell schnell!
Ja, ja, nein nein, Apfelstrudel
Hofmeister und Holsten Pils

Achtung Liebfraumilch in Porsche
oompah Vorsprung durch Technik
Donner und Blitzen, Britischer Architekt,
tomorrow belongs to me,
Schweinhund Dummkopft,
ein Bier bitte!
Jürgen Klinsmann ist kaputt!
Boris Becker, Himmel boom boom,
ich bin ein Berliner

Hole in Kindergarden,
Glühwein, wo ist sein Skipass?
Edelweiß singt Captain von Trapp,
danke schön, auf Wiedersehen...

Pat!







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Rowan Atkinson - Live In Boston - 1992

(Hrvaški podnapisi)




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John Cleese in Rowan Atkinson

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Jim Carrey - Stand Up Comedy

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George Carlin o reševanju sveta

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Rowan Atkinson - Staund-up

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Nazorna razlaga zakaj ne smete mešati različnih alkoholnih pijač

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Nina Conti spremenila gledalca v lutko

Ventrilokvistka Nina Conti je na oder poklicala obiskovalca in ga spremenila v svojo lutko:




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V človeško družbo bi morali uvesti leve

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George Carlin - Religion is bullshit

Prvih nekaj minut iz tega stand-up comedy showa lahko poslušate tudi v uvodnih minutah dokumentarca Zeitgeist.





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