Vicoteka #270

Now that Fall is here, do you think all the girls with duck-faces will fly south for the winter?



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My penis is very polite. Always stands up so a woman has a place to sit.



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To all the students who drop out and failed high school - Remember two things:
     1. You tried your best.
     2. I don't like onions on my Big Mac.



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Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus...and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?





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