Vicoteka #253

Officer:
-How high are you?
Me:
- No officer, its 'Hi, how are you?'



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Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before.



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Ne maram folka brez lastnega mišljenja. Nevem no, kaj ti misliš?



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There are 3 sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.




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